THE NEW EVOLUTION

The Flat Earth MOVA Globe removes science and facts from the conversation to better represent the world we all live on. Behold an Earth that does not spin and is not spherical. Matter of fact, it’s flat as a pancake. Unlike other MOVA Globes that turn thanks to hidden magnets and solar technologies, the Flat Earth MOVA Globe is freed from traditional laws of physics like magnetic fields and gravity.

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TECHNICAL JARGON

  • Features absolutely no technology
  • Imagery based on ideas proven false in 350 BC
  • Ice Wall edge so we don’t fall off
  • No latitude and longitude lines for a clean, no-nonsense look
  • Lifetime Warranty (as long as the Flat Earth "theory" exists)
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UPGRADE YOUR BASE

The World Turtle base is the perfect way to showcase your Flat Earth. This hardworking turtle swims his way through the universe with the world on his back.

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